Letters to God

Dear GOD, I read the Bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me.
Love, Alison

Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an
accident? -Norma

Dear GOD, I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so
much hair all over. -Sam

Dear GOD, Who draws the lines around the countries? -Nan

Dear GOD, Did you really mean “do unto others as they do unto you”?
Because if you did, then I’m going to fix my brother. -Darla

Dear GOD, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad!
He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I
hope You will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (But I am not going to
tell you
who I am)

Dear GOD, Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to
be our day of rest. -Tom L.

Dear GOD, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before,
You can look it up. -Bruce

Dear GOD, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
-Dean

Dear GOD, Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David the
best. -Rob

Dear GOD, My brother told me about being born but it doesn’t sound
right. They’re just kidding, aren’t they? -Marsha

Dear GOD, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Love, Chris

Dear GOD, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset
you made on Tuesday. That was cool! -Eugene